Chocolate. Caffeine. Go ape.
A pre-workout bar that tastes good and helps you train hard.
$5 today, $15 charged when bars ship Dec 2026. Full refund if we don't ship to you.
A real bar. Built for the lift.
From green coffee. Roughly a strong cup, dosed where it counts. No synthetic kicks.
Pairs with caffeine for clean focus. No jitters, no crash, no cough-syrup aftertaste.
5g cane sugar. Real cocoa, cocoa butter, sea salt, vanilla. Eat it on the way in.
$5 now. $15 at ship. Full refund either way.
A two-payment pre-order. We only manufacture if 500 sell. If you don't get bars, you don't pay.
Pre-order today
$5 charged now. Locks 1 of 500 spots. Confirmation email immediately.
We make the bars
December 2026 production run. Monthly notes from the kitchen so you know exactly where your pack is.
$15 at ship
We email 7+ days before charging the balance. Cancel for any reason, full refund. Otherwise: bars in your hand.
A chocolate bar that tastes good.
That's the whole thing.
We wanted a pre-workout that tastes good and helps you train hard. Real cocoa, clean caffeine, dosed where it counts. Eat one on the way in.
First production run is 500 packs. If you want one, lock it now. We send monthly notes from the kitchen until your bars hit your door.